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Quotes'n Jokes

Quotes. With sources.

"If I offend anybody in any shape, way or form, I would like you to know with all sincerety that I couldn't care fucking less." ~ Chubby Brown

"Tickle me Hitler" ~overheard a game player over Google+

Jokes. Some of these jokes will offend some people. In any case, I will not be revoking them from my site. For more comedy, visit Visit Sickipedia

My favorite joke, From sickipedia:

What is the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
One simply cannot unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"One thing that annoyed me about church was all the standing up and kneeling. I wish he (The priest) would just pick a position and fuck me" ~ Jimmy Carr